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32
32 is my magical childbearing age. I can feel it in my bones uterus. Why 32? Because like mother, like daughter. No, my mom didn’t have me when she was 32. She had me when she was 27, just before...
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Questions From the Baby Mama
When Kiefer suggested we (him and me—not you) start trying to have a baby, a lot of thoughts ran through my head after that conversation. A lot. For example… Is this just an excuse for more sex? Is he...
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Where’s Your Husband?
Kiefer and I broke up a couple weeks before the holidays, and at first, we didn’t really tell anyone. We already had plans to go to holiday parties, and rather than going separately and fielding the...
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You Have to Kiss a Lot of Frogs
I read over on I Like Boys Who Wear Glasses that Cosmo says you have to kiss 22 guys before you find Mr. Right. 22? Seriously? I’m not there yet. I got my first kiss when I was in 5th grade, which I’m...
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For a Good Time Call…
Last Friday I went to a “Slumber Party.” To continue the theme, that night I watched For a Good Time Call…. Little did I know that it was a movie about love between friends, loving yourself, and…Kevin...
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Will You Be My Doctor?
WANTED: An OB/GYN doctor. Sees patients on time. Doesn’t pass judgment on nontraditional pregnancies. Orders the correct bloodwork. Small hands preferred. I’m searching for a new doctor because I’m...
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You’re Going to Die…April Fool’s!
Today I’m wearing my crazy contacts. Look deep into my eyes…. Mostly, people are giving me double takes. But a few people have commented on them. What do you think I should say? Take Our Poll Just in...
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You’ve Got to Bat Your Eyes…Like This
When I heard about a salon's special on eyelash extensions, I thought: Perfect! Now I won't have to use mascara. Woo-hoo for 3.14 extra minutes of sleep! Sweet!
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Chocolate Challenge: Sleep Around
Thoughtsy's Mom: "Indulge in dark." What does that mean?
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Take That, Lady-Who-Called-Me-the-Town-Whore!
One day you're the townwhore, and the next day you won't even show an ankle.
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